Felix Strokes and Moe Loads produce the Fast Forward Porn Review.com Podcast to entertain, entice, and educate porn consumers about the good, the bad, and the fugly. With over 10 years of adult industry experience between them, Felix and Moe offer porn lovers the world over no-bullshit reviews of porn titles with the ultimate goal of praising those who make good porn, convincing those who make bad porn to make better porn, and to help the consumer spend wisely when it comes to buying porn. http://www.fastforwardpornreview.com Podcast 2009 FFPR Media. All Rights Reserved. http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss en Thu, 17 Jun 2010 14:01:02 -0700 felixstrokes@fastforwardpornreview.com Thu, 17 Jun 2010 14:00:37 -0700 felixstrokes@fastforwardpornreview.com FeedForAll Mac v2.1 (2.1.0.1); http://www.FeedForAll.com/ http://www.fastforwardpornreview.com/assets/images/ffpr_podlogo00.gif http://www.fastforwardpornreview.com Fast Forward Porn Review.com Logo 144 125 Does it vroooom, or does it putt-putt? Is it a hot rod, or a hoopty? These are the deep questions pondered by Mr. Strokes and Mr. Loads. Tera Patrick and crew wheel in the goods with their title Test Drive from Teravision. Nikki Benz plays a trophy wife that feels trapped in her lifestyle and looks to fast cars and loose sex for release. We got an Interracial, a threesome, and a couple anal scenes, including Nikki Benz's highly anticipated first back-door banging. Take a short ride with us to find out if you should go along for the whole Test Drive or take the bus instead. http://www.fastforwardpornreview.com/assets/audio/Show%20017/FFPR%20Show%20017.mp3 1A6AC3EA-7A53-11DF-9622-000393CD5B36-381-000000388327FACD-FFA Thu, 17 Jun 2010 14:00:37 -0700 Moe and Felix take pokes, respectively, at Digital Playground's gonzo title Control #6. Take a couple big tit stars like Jada Fire and Whitney Stevens and some petite nubiles like Veronique Vega and Cayton Caley, add cover star Teagan Presley, anal queen Katja Kassin and some cocksmiths and you got a winner, right? Well... let's not get ahead of ourselves. You'll have to listen in to hear what we thought about the ladies' performances, the stylized direction of Robby D. and what the 'controlling' factor was for this movie. http://www.fastforwardpornreview.com/assets/audio/Show%20016/FFPR%20Show%20016.mp3 FC3C6EC1-7913-11DF-AB6C-000393CD5B36-277-0000003D840A0098-FFA Tue, 15 Jun 2010 23:56:15 -0700 Leonardo Da Vinci was an enigmatic man to say the least. In this episode, Felix and Moe attempt to unravel the mystery that is the porn parody title - The Da Vinci Load - from Hustler Video. We follow the 'sticky' clues, the famous penis profiler Nadia Saint, the hooker with the aromatic crotch, and some 'killer' ice cream coochies. If you really want to know why the Mona Lisa is smiling, you'll have to listen to the show to find out! http://www.fastforwardpornreview.com/assets/audio/Show%20015/FFPR%20Show%20015.mp3 1E5675EC-75EB-11DF-8688-000393CD5B36-371-000000CA77096FD5-FFA Fri, 11 Jun 2010 23:25:52 -0700 How I love your mother... let me count the ways. Moe and Felix celebrate Mother's Day with a bouquet of hot, mature women and honest opinions. Patrick Collins' M.I.L.F. title, It's A Mommy Thing #5 from Elegant Angel, delivers a triumphant return of veteran performer and cover-girl Raylene, a rare boy-girl scene from super-vet Shayla Leveaux, and an opportunity for us to praise the mothers of others. Even if the fetish isn't your own, some of the scenes themselves provide great performances, making them and undeniable turn-on. Listen to the show to find out which scenes, in our humble opinions, make the cut. http://www.fastforwardpornreview.com/assets/audio/Show%20014/FFPR%20Show%20014.mp3 A4AC215A-5FC5-11DF-96F1-000393CD5B36-404-0000010C3BE5AFF8-FFA Fri, 14 May 2010 19:02:07 -0700 This week Felix and Moe celebrate "carne and corona day" with a slew of sexy Latinas giving up the chocha (and one culo) in Donnie Cabo's The Whole Enchilada #3 from Vouyer Media. Also in this episode is an explanation as to why our planned 420 Special turned out to be nothing more than a public service announcement. We learned the lesson 'never judge a book by its cover' the hard way so you don't have to! That aside, we savor the many flavors offered up by these Latin Lovers and critique the shots on the screen rather than the shots in our glasses. It's a celebration, bitches! Salut! http://www.fastforwardpornreview.com/assets/audio/Show%20013/FFPR%20Show%20013.mp3 E48D416C-5892-11DF-83C7-000393CD5B36-326-000000AB10B51AF1-FFA Wed, 05 May 2010 15:12:43 -0700 Whatchu gonna do when they come for you? Moe and Felix take on AVN's best film of 2007 - Manhunters - from Wicked Pictures. A veritable feast of girls, guns, and girls with guns! You jump bail and they jump bones! The show is a bit longer this time 'round since we are reviewing a massive 3-disc set with loads of extras, not to mention a feature title shot on film, giving us plenty to talk about. With a stacked cast, a decent plot, and artillery up the ass you won't want to miss out on this one. So listen, download or subscribe now to join the hunt! http://www.fastforwardpornreview.com/assets/audio/Show%20012/FFPR%20Show%20012.mp3 6D4BF1A4-4B5C-11DF-B418-000393CD5B36-367-00000114A0F3EDF2-FFA Sun, 18 Apr 2010 19:39:00 -0700 What it iz?! Felix and Moe inject a little color into the show with their review of Black Iz Beautiful from Combat Zone. Released in 2006 with a bevy of newbie Nubians, it includes scenes from very early in the careers of covergirl Tyra Moore and Anal Queen Nikara, known here as Aurora Jolie. We discuss the performances of these rookies alongside the veteran male stars and cast a critical eye on director Zak Wylde's contribution. Black gonzo can be a beautiful thing but you'll have to listen to find out if this title lives up to its name! http://www.fastforwardpornreview.com/assets/audio/Show%20011/FFPR%20Show%20011.mp3 CA1F9259-4364-11DF-837A-000393CD5B36-341-000000ACDE2F61F2-FFA Thu, 08 Apr 2010 16:18:58 -0700 Join Moe and Felix as they hit their first milestone - Show #10! It's another ode to Spring Break as we review Tim Von Swine's Kegger from Shane's World, a Reality-TV-like gonzo title where beer and cum flows down the throats of beautiful and sexually potent firebrands. Going between the living room and backyard of a Southern California suburban home, the sex stars provide you with a virtual suck-and-fuck free-for-all! Listen now to find out how it rated in the minds of two porn critics. http://www.fastforwardpornreview.com/assets/audio/Show%20010/FFPR%20Show%20010.mp3 23E19A00-3D06-11DF-B41D-000393CD5B36-392-00000021D28C51E7-FFA Wed, 31 Mar 2010 13:45:58 -0700 Ah, the luck of the Irish fills the air! Or is that sex? Either way it's a fire-pie picnic this week as Felix and Moe review the compilation title - I Love Redheads. This episode has plenty for everybody. We got squirting and gaping, cream pies and swallowing, as well as natural reds and fantasy reds, including a German/Czech redhead. And oh yeah, there's some anal too! Come join us by streaming, downloading or subscribing to the show today. And don't forget your green... Pinch! Pinch! http://www.fastforwardpornreview.com/assets/audio/Show%20009/FFPR%20Show%20009.mp3 CD25C9CC-3187-11DF-978F-000393CD5B36-379-000000D3ED720A8A-FFA Tue, 16 Mar 2010 22:43:24 -0700 For some of us, school's out! And Spring Break can produce the stuff of legend for all of us... even nerds. Join Moe and Felix as they partake in dorky adventure after adventure in Shane's World's -gonzo with a plot- titled Nerdz. With some good laughs and some good sex, we follow two nerds in their quest to get laid or get paid - or both. We aim to entertain so subscribe, stream or download the show and let us know what you think. And if you are on break from college, Happy Hunting! http://www.fastforwardpornreview.com/assets/audio/Show%20008/FFPR%20Show%20008.mp3 ED948290-2D3E-11DF-AF0F-000393CD5B36-316-00000033D8025DF6-FFA Thu, 11 Mar 2010 10:57:41 -0800 Lucky numba seven has Felix and Moe diving deeper into the hyper-focused world of niche porn with My Fantasy Girls P.O.V. #1 from New Sensations. If you like girls dressed to impress in the fantasy of your choice, then we got a show for you. There are secretaries, a nurse, a cheerleader and more. We also explain why this episode is not the review we promised from last week. Join us by streaming, downloading, or subscribing to the show, and find out what we think P.O.V. is, or should be, all about. http://www.fastforwardpornreview.com/assets/audio/Show%20007/FFPR%20Show%20007.mp3 E55D957F-25A0-11DF-B17D-000393CD5B36-304-000000A9E1674602-FFA Mon, 01 Mar 2010 18:14:09 -0800 Moe and Felix deliver back-to-back shows this week for that holiday we all seem to love or hate - Valentine's Day. Well, we don't care whether you love it or hate it because we all love sex, or porn, or sex and porn on any day... and VDay is as good as any. Our sixth episode - Passionate Couples #2 - is one for lovers, but it may also peak the interest of many a single man, or woman for that matter. So whether you're strokin' alone or experimenting with your significant other, you may find something to please or to share. Happy Whatever-You-Think About It Day! http://www.fastforwardpornreview.com/assets/audio/Show%20006/FFPR%20Show%20006.mp3 F0F51DAA-185A-11DF-AF13-000393CD5B36-529-000001D516289372-FFA Fri, 12 Feb 2010 20:52:00 -0800 It's ass on the menu this episode, and oh what a thing to behold - and to be holed! Felix and Moe turn their respective critical one-eyed-willies upon director Jules Jordan's big butt buffet - Buttworx. With an almost all-anal cast, we ponder deep subjects like "Reverse Cowgirl Etiquette," "Butt-Bead Blowjobs" and "Where'd the Load Go?" Listen or subscribe now to find out who made the top ranking and who looks suspiciously like Inspector Jacques Clouseau! http://www.fastforwardpornreview.com/assets/audio/Show%20005/FFPR%20Show%20005.mp3 E2E3EDAA-1776-11DF-9B40-000393CD5B36-356-000000BFFF451F1D-FFA Thu, 11 Feb 2010 17:41:01 -0800 It's strictly Alternative this week for Moe and Felix, as they take a look at Eon McKai's Girls Lie from the Vivid Alt. label. Professed ignorant to the lifestyle known as "Alt" - Punk Rock, tattoos and piercings, we think - we place ourselves as outsiders looking in, and find that good sex and bad sex is the same no matter what colorful lens you look through. The legend Tom Byron makes a special appearance in a late '80s throwback scene, so don't miss it. Get Alt and get listening! http://www.fastforwardpornreview.com/assets/audio/Show%20004/FFPR%20Show%20004.mp3 968FA0A4-1136-11DF-815D-000393CD5B36-1020-0000041970B12393-FFA Wed, 03 Feb 2010 18:36:46 -0800 In this third episode, Felix and Moe willingly subject their respective critical pleasure-centers to an Evil Angel gonzo title dedicated to that seductive big-tit fetish. We have a much shorter show this week since the gonzo format lends itself to a quicker review. Whether you're into twins or not, the beauties on the cover are sure to suck you in. So give the show a listen to find out what we thought of the title as a whole and which scenes are worth a stream. Enjoy the stroke. I mean, the show! http://www.fastforwardpornreview.com/assets/audio/Show%20003/FFPR%20Show%20003.mp3 279C1F40-07A9-11DF-A049-000393CD5B36-308-00000089173F7AFA-FFA Fri, 22 Jan 2010 15:02:24 -0800 Finally! After many technical difficulties, Felix and Moe deliver their second episode! Sit back and relax as we take you down Justin Sterling's perverted rabbit hole known as Janine Loves Jenna from Club Jenna. This episode is a bit longer as we not only review the movie, but also take a look at the special features on the bonus disc. Touted as "the most shocking movie in the history of adult", you'll have to listen to find out if it lives up to the hype. See you on the other side! http://www.fastforwardpornreview.com/assets/audio/Show%20002/FFPR%20Show%20002.mp3 42A7A7F4-FF17-11DE-9E95-000393CD5B36-424-000001676E75AE2F-FFA Mon, 11 Jan 2010 17:10:03 -0800 Join Moe Loads and Felix Strokes for their first episode as they review the 1972 classic Deep Throat, alongside its 2005 documentary, Inside Deep Throat. We discuss at length the adult film that changed the face of porn forever, while exposing the listener to some tasty behind-the-scenes tidbits provided by the documentary. Whether you've seen either film or not, our podcast will entertain, entice, and educate. Enjoy the show and let us know what you think. Happy listening! http://www.fastforwardpornreview.com/assets/audio/Show%20001/FFPR%20Show%20001.mp3 Podcast 19710269-CA45-11DE-8E9C-000393CD5B36-303-0000001914156712-FFA Thu, 05 Nov 2009 12:20:07 -0800